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s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

every. damn. day. 

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

every. damn. day. 

(via journalez)

Did y’all read the story about the women making a shit ton of money writing self published sex books?

…We could do that, all I am saying.

- Chats between friends. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

BOY I’M DRANKIN’
I’M SANGIN’ 
ON THE MIC TO MY BOY TOYS
THEN I FILL THE TUB UP HALFWAY THEN RIDE IT WITH MY SERFBORT
SERFBORT
SERFBORT
GRAININ’ ON THAT WOOD
GRAININ’ GRAININ’ ON THAT WOOD

animalstalkinginallcaps:

BOY I’M DRANKIN’

I’M SANGIN’

ON THE MIC TO MY BOY TOYS

THEN I FILL THE TUB UP HALFWAY THEN RIDE IT WITH MY SERFBORT

SERFBORT

SERFBORT

GRAININ’ ON THAT WOOD

GRAININ’ GRAININ’ ON THAT WOOD

isawthesunset:

cootyxqueen:

venuscake:

this is ridiculous 

HE SCRATCHED HIS EYE

omg lol
backwardmomentum

Look at the lil crabby! 

(Source: lolgifs.net, via braiker)

washingtonpost:

Short-eared elephant shrews, black-footed ferrets, baby giant pandas and more — this interactive graphic looks at every animal born last year at the Smithsonian’s Conservation Biology Institute.

ALL the cute animals! 

washingtonpost:

Short-eared elephant shrews, black-footed ferrets, baby giant pandas and more — this interactive graphic looks at every animal born last year at the Smithsonian’s Conservation Biology Institute.

ALL the cute animals! 

whovianpotterlocked:

whovianpotterlocked:

(Source: etchpea, via juliaccarpenter)

(via taylorlorenz)

writersatwork:

Haruki Murakami

:3

writersatwork:

Haruki Murakami

:3

(Source: murakamistuff)

Here, for the Court’s consideration, are several things women have been known to do that don’t in fact cause abortion, no matter your beliefs: wear Spanx Underwear; take long, sweaty bike rides; watch Rachel Maddow; read Nora Ephron; and—wait for it—take birth control pills.

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Why the Supreme Court ignored science in the Hobby Lobby case

(via nationaljournal)

So tickled by this kicker. 

(Source: beyoncevoters)

Hobby Lobby and Conestoga surely do not stand alone as commercial enterprises seeking exemptions from generally applicable laws on the basis of their religious beliefs/ See, e.g., Newman v. Piggie Park Enterprises Inc., owner of a restaurant chain that refused to serve black patrons based on his religious beliefs opposing racial integration. Any decision to use contraceptives made by a woman covered under Hobby Lobby’s or Conestoga’s plan will not be propelled by the government, it will be the woman’s autonomous choice, informed by the physician she consults… SURFBOART.

- The holiest piece of Beyonce scripture

Conaway said the firestorm occurred ‘only because one reporter who makes a living jacking people up about these trips’ wrote about the issue. ‘We had gotten not one complaint from the public,’ he added of the unannounced change. ‘Not one person had looked for this information except this reporter.’

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Oops, that was us

"And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids — and your dumb dog." 

scooby

(via nationaljournal)

Proud of my team today! 

I call them the Beyonce voters. The single ladies. Obama won the single ladies by 76 percent last time, and they made up about a quarter of the electorate. They depend on government because they’re not depending on their husbands. They need things like contraception, healthcare, and they love to talk about equal pay.

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Somebody said this and meant it. (via salon)

Guilty.